The Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld, Matthew Broderick, Renee Zellweger
Rated: PG
What an awesome and funny movie!!! We laughed all the way through this movie...
Barry (Seinfeld) is 'graduating' and is getting his first job. Only in the process, he does something that is against Bee Law: he talks to a human! They form a friendship and he discovers that humans are using honey to make money!! He sets out to put a stop to this injustice and in the end puts all the bees out of work. Can he fix what he messed up??
Full of hilarious 'bug' things, an insight is offered into what life might be like for bees. You have to listen carefully to some of the comments and quips made in order to really catch what they are saying, but when you do it's funny.
Happy Feet
Starring: Robin Williams, Nicole Kidman, and Elijah Wood
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After reading all of the reviews I could find, both good and bad, we finally had a chance to watch Happy Feet. We had originally said we wouldn't let the boys watch it at all, but then decided they could watch it after us, and only if we thought it was okay. I had heard so many negatives about the movie from Plugged In Online and really didn't want my boys watching that. They see these things on cartoon movies and think it's okay and that it's 'cute'. That is what the movie people WANT us to believe...they are trying to trick our children, and I will not let them trick mine. Plus, I had heard so many friends and relatives say how cute the movie was and encouraged me to let my children watch it. I didn't want to be bullied, though, and stood my ground. Many people thought I was being a prude in not allowing my children to watch it. Oh well.
We finally decided that we would watch it with the boys so that we could immediately address anything that came up. Well, let me just tell you: it was one of the stupidest movies I have ever seen. The dancing was cool, yes. But the music was TOO MUCH...sexual inuendos and sexual songs included. But there were just too many songs for our liking, and frankly for our boys' liking. C fell asleep half way through it. That's how bored he was! LOL
It teaches a good moral about acceptance and being nice to those who are different from us, but the "aliens are taking all our fish" got on my nerves after a while. I got sorta sick of the agenda that was being forced on us.
What I was really suprised about was that B was able to pick out the bad stuff for himself. He kept asking, "Is that bad?" "Oh, they shouldn't say that!" Or, "That wasn't nice." I was proud that he knew the difference.
All in all, it wasn't a BAD movie...just not one we want in our house. It was dumb and we don't want to subject ourselves to it again. If the boys watch it at someone's house, I have no problems with it. We just won't be watching it at ours anymore.
The Break-Up
Starring Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn
This movie was rated PG-13, and I personally would have rated it R, simply for use of language. Vaughn's character had a horrible potty mouth and used profanity constantly where it was not needed. (But let's face it...when is profanity really needed?) The story was wonderful and truly funny at times, but it made me mad at the end....no true love, romantic ending here! Only break-up and moving on. How unromantic! LOL I know they have to make movies in Hollywood where the story doesn't come out nicely, but the majority of us in life see enough sadness and heartache that we want the movie to have a happily-ever-after ending.
I like Jennifer Aniston, but I wouldn't watch this movie again.
Rating: 2 1/2 stars out of 5
The Illusionist
starring Edward Norton and Jessica Biel
WOW! This was an awesome movie. And not one I would probably have picked for myself to watch! (A good friend brought movies over.) It started out a bit slow and took a while to get going. And although we did figure out the ending before we actually got to the end, it was still a fascinating story. And the good guys win in the end, which makes it even better! LOL
Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
The Lady in the Water
This movie if SOOOO stupid! We really thought when watching it that it would be a sort of spooky/thriller type of movie and we actually laughed through most of it! There were parts that made us jump simply because it startled us, but for the most part, we predicted what was going to happen. And the little wolf/dog creature? Reminded me of the wolf creature from The Neverending Story when I was a kid...they even had some of the same type of scenes, with the creature having red eyes and breathing on a pane of glass. Dumb!
Very poor score: Waste of money, 1/2 star out of 5
ISBN: 978-0764228292
by Tamera Alexander
ISBN 978-0764201097
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Tamera Alexander
Armchair Interviews says: Beverly Lewis does it again.
When the Bluebonnets Come
by John Dwyer
ISBN: 978-0976822417
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Katie Shanahan loves her daddy, Ethan. Ethan is the pastor of one of the many churches in Cotton Patch, Texas and is fighting the coming of a 'family entertainment complex'...also known as a gambling and horse-racing complex. Churches are burned and people are hurt. Money seems to be driving force.Katie shows us the way events occurred from her point of view as an 8-year-old child. Sometimes her knowledge is firsthand, sometimes it is what she figures happened. But the end result is the same: her daddy isn't happy with the situation, the town, or the people, and he struggles to find peace through it all. Katie sees how all men fail and fall and make mistakes, and how the same men can make restitution for those mistakes. God is there for all of them and offers grace to repentant hearts. Ethan Shanahan included.
Hearts are softened by the one man who stood up to the rich men--and for what was right. Ethan never wavered, but was gentle in his argument against the new complex. Finally everyone involved sees the light and has a change of heart. In the end, Katie is still living on the family farm with her children, riding horses and showing them the bluebonnets of Texas.
I struggled with this book for several reasons. I find it hard to believe the view of a child seeing or knowing so many conversations. There was so much assumption on her part about what took place that it makes the truth of the story almost unbelievable. Also, it was hard to have a male author writing from the perspective of a little girl. However, the story itself was great.
One of the best things emphasized through the book was that Katie was homeschooled, which is just not seen in many fiction books these days. My favorite line in the book is something Katie said, "When I make it to the upper sanctuary, one of the first things I'm gonna ask God is why He only let me figure out so many things later when I could've used them earlier."
Armchair Interviews says: It is very clear that the point Dwyer makes here is to learn from life's lesson and accept God's grace.
Courage the Monkey
by Mark Jordan
ISBN: 978-0971701373
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On the very tip of a mountain lives Jonathan the spider monkey. As Jonathan eagerly awaits his special birthday (special because he will get to climb his first tree), he becomes very afraid when he sees how big his tree will be. All the monkeys made fun of him because he was the first monkey to ever be afraid of climbing a tree. Jonathan had a wonderful brother, David, who kept encouraging him, telling him he could do it. But still Jonathan was afraid. He began to seclude himself and not play with friends. He told himself that one day, he would climb a tree.That one day came sooner than he wanted. While resting in the grass one day, Jonathan heard a cry for help. It was David. He had fallen and landed on a ledge of the mountain. Jonathan wanted to help his brother, but was scared. After mustering all of his strength, Jonathan was able to climb a nearby tree and save his brother! All the other spider monkey's cheered as they saw this. Soon after they renamed Jonathan "Courage" because of the courage he showed that day.I loved this book! After reading it to my two boys, we discussed what courage was and how we can encourage each other to do things we're afraid of doing. They told me I had to keep this book forever so they could read it again and again!Mark Jordan has done a wonderful job capturing with words and pictures a character trait that many parents want instilled in their children.
Armchair Interviews says: What a great message for children.
The Dark Room
by Minette Walters
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ISBN: 978-0-307-27709-1
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Jinx Kingsley wakes up in a strange room only to be told that she’s been in a head-on collision (with a concrete pole, no less) and is now in a hospital. Apparently, they say, she tried to commit suicide. But Jinx doesn’t believe this. She doesn’t remember anything, but simply can’t make herself believe that she is the type to kill herself. Even though her best friend and her fiancĂ© just ran off together is no reason to off herself. She was happy about it! Wasn’t she??But then the police come to question her and she finds out that her two friends are now dead…and the police suspect her or someone in her family. How can Jinx clear her name when she can’t remember anything? All she knows is this sense of panic and fear. Who could have done this? Who would want to set her up? Can she figure it out before it’s too late? Dr. Alan Protheroe is at the clinic with Jinx and works to help her regain her memory. But in the process, an attempt is made on his life as well and he realizes just how serious this situation is. Can he protect Jinx? He knows she didn’t do it, but can he figure out who did? There has to be more to this than meets the eye.
Minette Walters does a great job of twisting the tale to keep the reader from figuring out the real killer.
Little Earthquakes
by Jennifer Weiner
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ISBN: 978-1-4165-2863-0
Jennifer Weiner has done it again with another great novel! Four women are bonded together by their pregnancies and birthing experiences, and continue their friendship during the hard months after. Ayinde deals with a cheating husband while Kelly's husband lost his job and refuses to get another one. Becky has a mother-in-law that just won't quit and a husband who won't stand up to his mother. Through all of this, there is Lia. A woman from Hollywood who follows Becky around, Lia eventually learns to deal with the death of her 10-week old son, Caleb. Can these women be true friends? Can they get through their problems? Follow them all as they discover their own indivual crises that present themselves as Little Earthquakes.
@ Home for the Holidays
by Meredith Efken
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ISBN: 978-0-373-78570-4
Rosalyn finally gets her due in this second installment of an email-based book. Dulcie, Zelia, Jocelyn, Rosalyn, and Veronica all deal with family, husbands, the holidays, and much more. Their connection is an email group called SAHM I Am. A few of the ladies have a subgroup called Green Eggs and Ham where they go to vent about Rosalyn. But Rosalyn's life isn't all she makes it out to be...her house isn't always perfect and her children need therapy. What's so wrong with admitting the truth? Well, with Veronica's (her sister) help, she does. She is able to humble herself and ask for prayers.
A wonderful and easy read by Efken! :)
You grow up, you get married to the woman of your dreams. But then all of a sudden she has a bicycle wreck that leaves her living life with a 6-year-old mentality. What do you do? Do you stay married? What happens to your wife? We find in this touching story that the decision of one man was to take care of his wife as she was his own child. He raised her with his children (from a second marriage) and loved her nonstop.
The Mr. & Mrs. Happy Handbook
by Steve Doocy
ISBN 9780060854058
Steve Doocy is a co-anchor for Fox News Channel's Fox and Friends, which I have seen a few times. However, Mom and Dad gave us this book last Christmas and I just got around to reading it. Now, I can't believe I waited so long! Filled with humor, wit, and fabulous insights, this book is a great read for those who have been married a while. I don't know if it would have been as humorous for me if I'd have read it after we just got married...I think I would have blown alot of it off and ignored the advice that comes from it. However, after being married for 10 years, I found myself nodding my head in agreement with much of what he said, and laughing at parts where I could see us doing or saying those things! It's so real!!
Here are a couple of quotes from the book that I found particularly amusing or insightful:
Mrs. Happy's Advice (on dining out with children)
When dining out, keep in mind the waiter's tip is based not on the service, but on the pile of food under your table. If your child threw 25% of his entree on the floor, the tip is 25%. If 50% is on the floor, the tip is 50%. If the floor has received 75% of the food, the tip is 15%, because you'll never be allowed back, so why bother sucking up to the waiter?
(HOW TRUE!!!)
Mr. Happy's final thoughts...
Real life is a mosaic made up of ten gazillion little bits. Each day another piece gets glue on the wall. It's so subtle, so tiny, you don't really see the fullness of the life you've lived until you stop for an archaeological family flashback. ....Many people are so busy that they never take time to pause and look at the arc of their lives. ...My fear is that if somebody never looks back, they'll never see the good stuff. ....Up close, daily life is a blur, but there's an unusual clariy when you look in the rearview mirror.
I hope that you find this book and read through it. Perhaps you will gain some perspective on your own marriage that will help you through the hard days. It was really nice to know that we're not the only weird ones on the block and that other marriages get just as wonky at times as ours does! Enjoy!